This is not a story from The Onion.
Say What Now of the Day: Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina, went on an anti-President Obama rant earlier this month during a sermon. Then he got off topic:
I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers. Build a great, big, large fence — 150- or 100-mile-long — put all the lesbians in there… Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out… And you know what, in a few years, they’ll die.
He ended his sermon with this thought:
God have mercy. It makes me pukin’ sick to think about — I don’t even whether or not to say this in the pulpit — can you imagine kissing some man?
Notice the “Amens” from the congregation throughout.
Because nothing says Christian love like rounding up gays and putting them into concentration camps. — Ryking
Now you know why Mittens won’t be picking Bobby as his running mate — even though quite a few Republicans have been suggesting Jindal as VP.
Every hurricane this summer and fall is going to be god’s punishment for Obama endorsing gay marriage, isn’t it?
Pretty much.
My friend MikelWJ destroying a homophobe. Seriously, Mikel did better than I could have. This is awesome. Trust me, you will all enjoy reading this!
Bill Donahoe is a perfect example of why some animals eat their young. I can only imagine that his mother didn’t eat him because she knew how unpalatable he’d be. He would’ve given her food poisoning.
Yes, Joe Biden saying that gay people should have the same rights as non-gay people is totally like declaring war. War is now declared!
Hordes of homos are going to swarm across the land, viciously criticizing — then redecorating — home interiors. We’ll slap pink fuzzy handcuffs on the hetero home owners as drag queen soldiers lead them to our fabulously stylish gulags where show tunes and Will & Grace will play 24/7.
Be afraid, breeders, be very afraid.
The key to suppressing one’s homosexuality in order to live a proper conservative lifestyle is simple: get really into radical conservative Christianity.
Most radical Christians are generally disgruntled. This stems from a life led in a state of unyielding dread and loathing of things like hell, God, Jesus, Satan, terrorism, government, education, evolution, science, the rapture, The New York Times, Barack Obama (Satan), Islam (Barack Obama), communism, socialism, Balkanization, Paul Krugman, Paul Begala, Paul Reiser (very Mad About You), and, of course, homosexuals.
When you devote so much of your energy to knee-jerk emotional responses, it tends to take a lot out of you. People like this forever carry the physical and mental disposition of someone who is horribly sunburnt, quiet, smoldering with rage, carefully applying aloe vera gel, sitting in front of the air conditioner in their bathing suit, living in constant fear of someone slapping them on the back, and praying for the day when the pain is over, and by the grace of God, the end comes and their sunburn turns into an eternal golden brown tan. That’ll show all those people who are having fun. In the name of the Coppertone, the sun, and Hawaiian Tropic. Amen.
Don’t know who this crazy American Talibaner is? Well, “Meet Linda Harvey – One of America’s Most Bigoted Homophobes.”
While the Ugandan controversies have garnered the most attention outside of Africa, the influence of U.S. evangelical culture warriors has been felt across sub-Saharan Africa. The Christian right has been involved in legislative or constitutional efforts to crack down on the LGBT populations of Kenya, Liberia, Namibia, Nigeria, Malawi, Rwanda, Zambia, and Zimbabwe as well. Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Bill has become a kind of template for other countries, including Nigeria and Liberia, where similar laws have been proposed.
Perkins slams ‘Mike and Ike’ for turning gay and ‘sexualizing candy:’
Family Research Council president Tony Perkins voiced his displeasure Monday morning with Just Born, the candy company that makes Mike and Ike candy, for an advertisement that announces the split of the couple…
“It’s just another subtle example of society chipping away at the value of marriage,” he said. “And I don’t know what’s more disturbing–that advertisers think divorce appeals to kids or that sexualizing candy will make people buy more. After a year-long build-up, the company will reveal if the couple reconciles. Until then, look for Mike & Ike to have a distinctly liberal flavor.”
Perkins last week blamed the ongoing Secret Service scandal on “open homosexuality in the military.”
Right-Wing Watch has observers at the Freedom Federation’s “Awakening 2012” conference, a collection of Christian fundamentalists who want to overthrow America’s secular government, institute the death penalty for doctors who perform abortions, and “re-educate” gays.
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